Free Parking (for Republicans Only)

In Texas in 2020 an Air Force Veteran Garrett Foster was murdered by Daniel Perry with an AK-47. Now this last week, the governor of Texas is considering whether to pardon the murderer (who, btw, had posted racist stuff on social media prior to shooting Foster. This man threatened to kill people in addition to all of the racist posting. And Abbott is testing the waters to see if he should pardon Perry. Recall when Kyle Rittenhouse crossed state lines and then got absolved while the prosecutors weren’t allowed to call the dead people “victims.” It’s more of the same.

So the lesson here is that if you’re a conservative and you want to shoot someone, just make sure they’re a liberal and you’re in Texas or Wisconson. You’re good there. Basically, shoot who you want. It’ll be okay.

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