“The lady doth protest too much”

“The lady doth protest too much, me thinks.” —Gertrude (from Macbeth by William Shakespeare)

If you’ve ever seen (or read) Macbeth, then you’ll likely remember the scene wherein Hamlet’s mother, Gertrude, watches the staged play-within-a-play and comments on the woman playing the queen. The woman has gone on for some time about how she will never marry again once the poor (and poisoned) king has passed. Gertrude is saying at this point that she doesn’t buy it, and that the queen on stage is selling a bill of goods (basically).

Enter Lauren Boebert, the protector of morality writ large and her recent “situation” where she was kicked out of the theatre for vaping. At first, she lied about it, and said that she never did it. Then, when caught in her lie, she eventually said that okay, she did it, and she’s very sorry.

Then a video surfaced of her giving a hand job to some guy in the theatre (ages 10 and up) showing of Beetlejuice.

I don’t feel like we at Right and Freedom need to say a lot more at this point. If you follow her on twitter, you know her hypocrisy is boundless anyway. Here’s a little more proof that she definitely does not believe a word that comes out of her own mouth.

Did we mention handjob guy runs a club that puts on drag shows? I mean, we’re all for a good drag show here at Right and Freedom. Didn’t know she was a fan though!

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