The Biggest Loser

So…America. We should probably really talk. There are a lot of claims that Donald Trump makes about how amazing he is. Whether his wealth or mental acuity, Donald Trump claims to be the best at everything. Well, he’s got one more to add to his list: losing. That’s right! Out of all of his circle, Donald Trump has stolen the mantle of losership from one Rudy Giuliani, previous holder at a whopping $149 million fine. Donald Trump’s number? $355 million. Hilarious!

As fun as it is sitting here and typing that, the truth is if he gets re-elected, then all bets are off. If that happens, we get in the situation of having the leader of the free world with a very powerful incentive to tamper with the civil law. How? We don’t know. But what we do know is that he won’t stop trying until someone stops him. Let’s keep that kind of energy out of our White House. Deal?